Pa'no Kung Si Noah Ay Isang Pinoy???

Oo nga no? Ano kaya nangyari sa Pilipinas? Paano yung barko?

Ganito ang mangyayari sa barko...

Taong 2005 at isang ordinaryong middle class pinoy si Noah. Nagpakita sa kanya ang Diyos at sinabing "Pagkatapos ng isang taon ay bubuhos ang ulan at babahain ang buong kapuluan ng Pilipinas. Gusto kong gumawa ka ng isang malaking barko at isakay mo rito ang pares-pares na mga hayop at mga mag-asawang pilipino sa iba't ibang kapuluan." Ibinigay kay Noah ang specs ng barko at taos puso nitong tinanggap ang responsibilidad na sagipin ang sambayanang Pilipino sa napipintong pagbaha.

Lumipas ang taon, muling nagpakita ang Diyos kay Noah. Walang arkong nagawa si Noah at galit na galit siyang tinanong ng Diyos, "Nasaan ang barko na ipinagawa ko sa iyo?" Tumugon si Noah, "Patawarin po ninyo ako kung di po natupad ang utos ninyo! Nagkaroon po ng malaking problema sa plano po ninyo."

At inilahad ni Noah ang mga sagabal na nakaharap niya sa pag-gawa ng barko. Humingi siya ng Mayor's permit pero papayag lang daw si Mayor kung ang gagawa ng barko ay ang construction firm ng kanyang pamangkin. Tumungo siya sa Congressman pero papayag lang daw si Congressman kung may matatanggap siyang 30% commission. Nagtayo ng unyon ang mga kinuha niyang manggagawa at nag-strike.

Natunugan ng mga left-leaning groups ang kanyang balak at ang mga ito ay nag-rally dahil daw sa hindi matarungang pagpili ng mga taong sasakay sa barko (mga taong naniniwala lang sa Diyos ang pwedeng sumakay). Nakisali sa rally ang mga bakla at tomboy dahil bias daw na normal na mag-asawa lang ang pwedeng sumakay.

Ang civil society group ay nakisali na rin sa gulo dahil napag-alaman daw nila na ang pondong gagamitin sa paggawa ng barko ay galing sa donasyon ng mga gambling lords at katas ng weteng.

Sa kaguluhang ito ay napilitang magpatawag ng hearing ang senado "in aid of legislation". Sinubukan ni Noah na gamitin ang EO 464 para makaiwas sa hearing pero dahil hindi sya executive official, napilitan siyang tumistigo.

Nang malaman ng senado na utos ng Diyos ang pagpapagawa ng barko, dineklara nila itong unconstitutional dahil hindi raw nito iginalang ang separation ng church at state.

"Hindi po ako pumayag kaya hanggang ngayon po ay may TRO ang pag-gawa ng barko. Sa palagay ko po kailangan ko pa ng 10 taon para matapos ang inyong proyekto." Ang huling wika ni Noah. Napa-iling ang Diyos at sinabing, "Di ko na kailangang wasakin pa ang bansang ito. Hayaan ko na lang kayong sumira nito."

Erap Jokes Compilation From The Past

Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?

ERAP: Carabao, ma'am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
ERAP: How about another Carabao?

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Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw.......

Reporter to Erap alighting from a PAL flight: "Mr. President, what can
you say about the economy?"
Erap: "I don't know, kasi nasa first class ako."

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Erap while translating a speech from Tagalog to English.
"We must strive"
Translation: Kailangan nating magsikap.
"We must help others"
Translation: Kailangan nating magtulungan.
"In union there is strenght"
Translation: SA SIBUYAS ME TIGAS !!!

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Sa isang party. 

Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap,: I haven't met your wife. Where is she?"
Napadaan si First Lady Loi. 

Sabi ni Erap: "Oh, my wife just passed away."

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ERAP ordering coffee at Starbucks
Waiter: DECAF?
ERAP: OO, alangan naman dePLATE

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While in a drug store.
Erap: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Pharmacist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Erap: It does not matter, cuz he can't read yet!!

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The Estrada's ' were shown into the dentist's office, where
Erap made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or
any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the
dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Erap turned to his wife Loi. "Show him your tooth, Honey."

On board an Air Force plane that Erap had commandeered to
pursue a group of kidnappers on another plane, the pilot t
ells Erap: "Sir, enemy plane comming in at 5 o'clock."
Erap replies: "Good. We have time to plan our moves.
It's only 4:25 by my watch."

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Eraps walks into a casino where he see's a coke vending machine.
He puts in some money and a coke falls out. He smiles and keeps
putting in more and more money, and getting heaps of cokes. He does
this for about an hour or so until an aide comes up to him and says
"Havent you had enough, Sir?" and he says back, "No! Cant you see I'm winning!"

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Sa panliligaw ni Erap, mahilig siyang sumulat ng coded love
messages tulad ng:
ITALY - I truly adore and love you
SASAYA - Stay as Sweet as you are
Para lalong bumilib and kanyang nililigawan , sinikap niyang
gumawa ng "love letter" na gamit and alphabet:
ABC - Always be careful
DEF - Don't Ever forget
GHI - Go Home Immediately
JKLM - Just Keep Loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW - No One Perfectly Quite Romantic Should
Treat U Very Well
Napa-whew at pinagpawisan si Erap. Tatlong titik na lang and
natitira...XYZ.
Pinag-isipan ito nang husto ni Erap. Makalipas ang oras,
napangiti siya at pinalakpakan ang kanyang sarili bago
sinulat ang:

XYZ - Xee You Zoon!!

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Erap: Miss, do you have a ballpen?
Clerk: Sorry, sir we don’t have any ballpens
Erap (angry): Why did you name your store “Penshoppe“?

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Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?
Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!
Erap: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan?

Would You Do This For Someone?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road…

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on
yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 

2 people were on it, but only 1 survived.

The Truth? 

Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke.

He didn’t want to let the girl know. 

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time.

Then ,had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Would you do this for someone?

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Where Ever You Go The Signal Follows

This is a story from University of the Philippines (Diliman) about a young college girl who passed away.

Her name was Summera. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Arif. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage. She spent half of the day talking with Arif. Summera's family knew about their relationship. Arif was very close with Summera's family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

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After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.

Summera's parents did not inform Arif that Summera had passed away. After 2 weeks Arif called Summera,s mom. Arif:"I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Summera that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Summera.

Arif thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Summera to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him her grave. He said... "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Arif was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Summera, see this..." he showed the phone to Summera,s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Summera & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Feng Shuie Master's help again. The Master brought his co-masters to solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...

Globe has the best coverage. Where ever you go, the signal follows!!!

Mag GLOBE na kayo!!!!!!

A Tragic Story About Relationship

This is a sample of a very bad relationship. The husband wrote this letter for his wife:

Dear Luningning,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for It. These last two weeks have been hell. Mr. Lopez called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone.

Your Ex-Husband,
Papi Willie

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Toronto together this summer! Have a great life!

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After reading the letter, the wife replied:

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and gripping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like Michael Jackson!" but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago...

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.... and your silk boxers were $49.99! After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out, so when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for sixty-nine million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two first class tickets to Manila, but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Luningning (Rich, Free & Available)

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but MARIA my SISTER, was born MARIO. I hope you don't have a problem with your hemorrhoids.

A King and Four Wives

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her!!!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave." Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go. "The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

1. Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.
   
   
2. Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.
   
   
3. Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
   
   
4. And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day:

Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.

How God Made The Philippines

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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. 

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, Northern southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant."

"I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts."

"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a group of Islands and said, "What are those?"

"Ah," said God. "That's the Philippines, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests. The people from the Philippines are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving and they will be known throughout the world as carriers of peace and love."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God replied wisely,

"Wait until you see the idiots I designated as their leaders."

Ode To My True Friend

Sharing this touching poem of Elizabeth Pinard

Ode To My True Friend

by Elizabeth Pinard

The day I met you I found a friend
And a friendship that I pray will never end.

Your smile - so sweet
And so bright - kept me going.

When day was as dark as night.

You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.

You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.

You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.

There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.

Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.

This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.

You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend,
My Guardian Angel.

Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.

I love you.
I will always love you.

I also found some of these Friendship Quotes:

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. -- Cindy Lew

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. -- Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- Nigerian Proverb

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." -- Bernard Meltzer

#lovequotes #odetoafriend #quoteforfriends #friendsquote

Funny Moments in a Beauty Pageant

Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.

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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.

Host : What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.

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Host : What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....

Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl : Uhmm... more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less....

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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?

Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)

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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says,

"Hi! I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo..."

and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs!

Then shouts : "CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"

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(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl : Maging lalaki po!

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Host : Who's your favorite author?

Contestant : Danielle Steele

Host : Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant : Because, because...Danielle Steele, I like best.

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Host : How would you like me to address you?

Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host : What is your best feature?

Contestant : My graduation feature.

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Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?

Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!

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Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.

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Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?

Contestant : BRA!

Host : What is you favorite motto?

Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant : Please come back.

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(From gay beauty contest)

Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?

Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!

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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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(From gay contest)

Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?

Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!

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Host : What is your favorite motto?

Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!

Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

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Host : So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?

Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? KALABASH?

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Host : What is your motto?

Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.

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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)

Host : Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl : Hulk Hogan.

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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?

Girl Contestant : Uhmm... a bumble bee!

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I'll be 28.

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Host : Describe your love one in three words.

Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host : OK, sige!

Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!

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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?

Girl : Power of Attorney!

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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?

Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host : What works of Shakespeare?

Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh.

Host : But he's your favorite.

Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!

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Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

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Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!

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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

Keep Smiling

Life Is Great

God Bless You All

13 Signs of Falling in Love

1. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago
   
   
2. You read their texts over and over again...
   
   
3. You walk really slow when you're with them...
   
   
4. You feel shy whenever you're with them...
   
   
5. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
   
   
6. You smile when you hear their voice...
   
   
7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you... all you see is him/her...
   
   
8. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...
   
   
9. They become ALL you think about...
   
   
10. You get high just from their scent...
    
    
11. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them...
    
    
12. You would do anything for them...
    
    
13. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

The Most Beautiful Rainbow

Got this from a friend's email. Enjoy life to the fullest!!!

As we grow up, we will learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it will get harder every day. You'll break hearts too. So remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend being upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

God Bless You All!!!

Common Traits Shared by Successful People

Successful people all share common traits and these what make them succeed in the first place.

Ten of the most common traits shared by successful people are:

1. They work hard. Successful people are willing to work as hard as necessary to succeed. There is no such thing as easy money and they know that. They willingly put in however many hours it takes to succeed.
   
   
2. They have integrity. They are honest in all their dealings because they know that dishonest people might get the first sale but they will get the rest. Honesty does pay.
   
   
3. They keep on keeping on. Successful people outlast the competition. Because someone quit, there are a lot of success stories that will never be written.
   
   
4. They are friendly. Because people like them, successful people are able to lead others and get a task accomplished efficiently and effectively.
   
   
5. They keep learning all their lives. Successful people never believe they know everything. They stretch and grow and learn from their mistakes....they ask a lot of questions. They are readers, as well as, thinkers.
   
   
6. They give more than is required. The old statement of under-promise and over-deliver became famous because it made a lot of people successful, including the richest man in the world - Bill Gates.
   
   
7. They see problems as opportunities. Successful people find solutions to problems that look impossible. They don't  complain...they go to work. They see a problem as a spring board to success.
   
   
8. They think positive. Successful people always see the glass as "half full" and operate on that assumption.
   
   
9. They manage their time efficiently. Successful people don't get side tracked easily.  They don't waste their time on unproductive things or people. Check out the Time Management Course.
   
   
10. They are great communicators. Successful people can convey their thoughts and plans to others without confusion of disconnected thoughts.

Put these somewhere you see them everyday. 

Remember, the idea is to aim for them, not to beat yourself up if you don't have them all.

What Is Christmas and Why Do We Celebrate it?

It's time to celebrate the season!

Who doesn't love Christmas? It's a time for family, friends and joy.

In this article we will explore the history of Christmas and its origins. We will also look at why we celebrate Christmas and what it means.

The main reason we celebrate Christmas is to remember the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. He is the reason for the season, and we are thankful for his sacrifice on our behalf. The celebration of Christmas is a Christian tradition that has its roots in the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, which featured wild parties and feasting. 

The history of Christmas and its origins are a bit lost in time, but we do know that it's a combination of several different traditions from different cultures and religions. In fact, there is even some evidence that suggests that Jesus may have been born in December! The exact time and place where he was born is unknown but it is believed that it happened in Bethlehem, which is a village located in Palestine (now called Israel).

The first reference to celebrating Christmas dates back to about 325 AD when Pope Julius I declared that December 25th would be a special day for Christians to celebrate because it was Jesus' birthday. After that, many countries started celebrating Christmas by decorating their churches with lights, candles and other items that symbolize joy.

There are many different stories about how Christmas began—some say it was started by Christians to honor Jesus' birth; others say that it was originally celebrated by pagans who believed in a goddess named Abundantia (which sounds like an alternative name for Isis). But one thing is clear: this holiday isn't just about celebrating Christ's birth—it's also an opportunity to celebrate with family, friends, coworkers, and everyone else you care about this time of year!

To A Husband On How To Make Your Wife Happy

Showing love to your wife every day. Love doesn't mean five-star restaurants or tropical island getaways. It's the simple things that matter most.

While dream vacations and life milestones are important, it’s the simple things you do that make your wife happy. Show love and respect to your bride every day, and remind her why you were the best choice she's ever made. Here are 10 basic tips for showing every day love. Remember: Happy wife, happy life.

Introduce her with a compliment. 

Saying something like “I’d like you to meet my beautiful wife,” or “Here’s my better half” goes farther than you may realize. Publicly recognizing her as your cherished partner validates that you love her.

Embrace when you see her. 

At the end of a long day conquering office battles and keeping the kids from climbing walls, you could both use a loving hug. Make a point of showing you missed her and are glad to be reunited. A big kiss doesn’t hurt, either.

Ask her how you can help. 

If this is a new one for you, she may think there’s a catch. With a sincere willingness to give a helping hand, ask how you can lift her burden. This gesture applies to more than yard work, but being in tune with her needs emotionally and spiritually, as well. Sometimes she just needs a listening ear.

Let her pick the movie. 

Or, if you’re playing games, let her choose. She needs to know her opinion counts in your marriage. Taking turns with these simple choices makes it easier to compromise on the bigger choices together.

Forgive her fast. 

She forgot to pack your lunch, or accidentally broke your TV remote. So, she’s human, after all? With all that she does right, let it go when she makes mistakes. After all, you’re no perfection yourself, cupcake!

Hold her hand in public. 

Some women are less inclined to public displays, but when appropriate, reach out and squeeze her hand. With the reassurance you’re proud she’s yours, she’ll walk a little taller, and smile a little bigger.

Write her love letters. 

You don’t have to be Shakespeare; the thought matters most here. Focus on specific things you love about her; the wrinkle in her nose when she laughs or how she finds joy in the little things. You can hide it in her makeup bag, under her pillow, or somewhere else she'll discover it. She’ll be happily surprised and treasure your words for years to come.

Open the door for her. 

Chivalry is not dead. Opening the door is a gentlemanly way to take care of your lady. She likely grew up wanting to be a princess. Be her prince.

Carve out time for consistent date night. 

In an on-the-go digital world, it’s easy to get caught up in the minutia of kids, work, community, extended family and even church responsibilities. Set aside a weekly special night just for the two of you. It doesn’t need to be costly or extravagant. Just make an effort to court her, as you did when you were dating.

Let her fly. 

As her partner, you are in the best position to help her reach her dreams.

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To A Wife On How To Make Your Husband Happy

When was the last time you did something special to make your husband happy? The man you exchanged vows with is so much more than just a provider and a pair of useful hands around the house. He is someone who is always there to cheer you up when you are feeling low and to celebrate with, when the good times are around. A husband is your lover, your companion and a wonderful father to your kids.

So, isn't it time you did something fun and unexpected to gladden your husband’s heart? Whether you are a bride, eager to please her brand-new hubby, or a wife of many years wishing to sizzle up your married life, here are a 50 ways to make your husband happy and pleased that he married you.

Start with a love letter. Remember how eagerly you waited in the early days of your courtship to receive a letter or just a note from each other? Do it again, but this time count all the reasons, which you think make him the best husband. Your man will not only be happy to be reminded of your love but glad to know that he makes you happy as well.

Listen actively. When your husband expresses an opinion or a thought, pay attention. This shows you respect him and his views and nothing pleases a man more.

Say thank you with a smile. When your husband does an odd job around the house, thank him like you really mean it. He will know that his help is not taken for granted and he will be happy to do more.

Prepare his favorite meal. After he returns home from work on an ordinary day, surprise your husband with his favorite dinner.  He will not only be glad to have the food he likes best, but will appreciate the time and effort you put in preparing it.

Let him have the TV remote. Granted, that you wish your husband spent more time with you, than watching the sports channel, but if there is an important game that you know your husband would love to watch, hand over the TV remote graciously.

Hold his gaze. When you are speaking to your husband or listening to him, make sure that you keep eye contact. This will assure him of your attention and your respect, which is empowering to any man.

Plan a vacation. Make arrangements for a romantic vacation, to a destination you know your husband would love to visit.

Ask his family over. Your husband’s parents mean a lot to him. So ask them over for a Sunday lunch he will be touched by your loving gesture.

Gift your husband a subscription to his favorite magazine. 

On the way from work, visit the bakery and pick up a dessert your husband digs.

Do something he hates. Choose a chore, like buying grocery or taking out the laundry, your husband really dislikes doing and then go on to do it cheerfully.

Have his pals over. If a Super Bowl game or something equally popular is coming up, let your husband know he can watch it at home with his mates. Admittedly there will be beer cans and hot dog wrappers to clean up the next day, but your hubby will love your generosity.

Appreciate his interests. If your husband is into carpentry, praise the book stand he has made, even if it wobbles just a wee bit. Or if he loves collecting coins, buy him a book on numismatics. Your interest in his hobbies will give your husband a feeling of pride and make him happy.

Book your husband on a golf vacation and do it happily.

Give your husband a nice massage, after a particularly exhausting day at work.

Make your husband a bowl, of popcorn, as he settles down to watch his favorite DVD.

Get him tickets to his favorite ballgame and then surprise him by lustily cheering for his favorite team.

Buy a really expensive gift for your husband, like a watch from Cartier or a Bvlgari perfume.

Don’t nag, if he gets lost while taking out the family on a road trip.

Send the kids to their grandparents’ or to a family member’s for a sleepover. Then snuggle up to your husband and ask what he would like to do, for the rest of the evening.

Find out your husband’s favorite after-shave and buy it for him.

Recreate your first date and your husband is sure to be happy falling in love with you all over again.

Tell your husband to take a night out with his pals. Not only will he have a good time, but he will also be grateful for your thoughtfulness.

Put on your sexiest lingerie and get ready for an intimate evening with your husband. He will be happy to know you still desire him as a lover.

Book yourselves on a luxury cruise. Your husband will not only enjoy the sun and the sights, but will be happiest doing nothing the whole day.

Gift him a customized CD by compiling around ten of your husband’s favorite songs.

Take care of your appearance. Don’t let yourself go, just because you've been married for quite a while. 

Your husband will be glad to know you still find him worth the effort and time it takes to appear well-groomed.

Greet your husband at the door dressed in your best gown and with two glasses of champagne. After he recovers from the initial shock, he will be glad that you came up with such a great idea to welcome him.

Tell your husband he smells nice.

Flirt with your husband in front of his friends. Hold his gaze, touch his legs under the table and steal quick kisses. Your hubby will love to relive the days of romance.

When you are sitting together, quietly slip your hand into his. Your husband will love the easy expression of intimacy between you two.

Buy him a set of golf clubs or whatever sport equipment he is interested in.

Stop trying to change your husband into someone else, after all you married him for who he is.

Meet him for lunch at his office and suggest a quick bite. He will love your spontaneity and the fact that you took out time from your own schedule.

The next time you decide to eat out, let your husband choose the restaurant and the menu.

Ask him to share his fantasy with you and see if you can try it out – or at least a part of it. Even if you both end up laughing, your husband will be pleased to know you care about what he wants.

Do something fun together like a trip to an amusement park or going for a circus show.

Pick up the kids from their soccer or music practice, when it is actually your husband’s turn to do so.

Go out after dinner. Put the kids in bed and steal away with your husband for an ice-cream for a stroll in the park. Your husband will be pleased at spending some quiet time with you.

Find one thing to compliment about your husband and do it sincerely.

Let your husband be at home the next time you want to go Christmas shopping. He will be glad to have escaped the chore and you might have more fun doing it with someone, who enjoys shopping, like your mom or a friend.

Remind your husband that he is the sexiest man you ever set eyes on.

Leave a love note in your husband’s briefcase or in the car. Just a sentence telling him that he means so much to you.

Pursue an interest together – like a dance class or a photography club. He will be happy to feel connected to you.

Go for a hike in the mountains. You both will love the fresh air and the casual intimacy.

Be the perfect hostess, if your husband invites his boss over for dinner.

Learn a skill or a new language. Your husband will be happy and proud of your achievements.

Get your husband something he always wanted, but never got around buying it.

Go over his high school photos together and remark how handsome he was even all those years back.

Find a quiet moment with your husband to whisper “ I love you” in his ears. If you have already said it, say it again. You can never say these three words too often and you can be sure, that every time it will make your husband glad, he married you.

It doesn't take much to make your man happy. Unconditional love and sincere appreciation are what most men expect in a partner. So let your imagination explore!

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