Funny Moments in a Beauty Pageant

Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.

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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.

Host : What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.

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Host : What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....

Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl : Uhmm... more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less....

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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?

Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)

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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says,

"Hi! I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo..."

and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs!

Then shouts : "CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"

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(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl : Maging lalaki po!

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Host : Who's your favorite author?

Contestant : Danielle Steele

Host : Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant : Because, because...Danielle Steele, I like best.

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Host : How would you like me to address you?

Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host : What is your best feature?

Contestant : My graduation feature.

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Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?

Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!

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Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.

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Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?

Contestant : BRA!

Host : What is you favorite motto?

Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant : Please come back.

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(From gay beauty contest)

Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?

Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!

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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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(From gay contest)

Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?

Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!

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Host : What is your favorite motto?

Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!

Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

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Host : So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?

Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? KALABASH?

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Host : What is your motto?

Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.

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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)

Host : Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl : Hulk Hogan.

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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?

Girl Contestant : Uhmm... a bumble bee!

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I'll be 28.

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Host : Describe your love one in three words.

Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host : OK, sige!

Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!

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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?

Girl : Power of Attorney!

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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?

Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host : What works of Shakespeare?

Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh.

Host : But he's your favorite.

Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!

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Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

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Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!

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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

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