Funny and Meaningful Quotes To Read

Being Optimistic is knowing that

All the people you hate are going to die eventually

You just have to wait patiently

Hurt a true heart as many times as you want

Still, it won’t stop loving you

But try to cheat a true heart

It won’t hurt or hate you back

It will only not dare to love you again

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By the time you realize

What your parents said was right

You already have kids

Who begins to think that you are wrong

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Time is the most playful element because…

It lengthens the minutes when you are waiting.

And rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

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Define AGONY:

It’s like a one armed man, hanging at the edge of a cliff with his only arm

With his balls begin to devastatingly get ITCHY…

Define DOOM:

He scratched it

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The biggest blessing in our lives,

Is simply the presence of

People who care so much,

Whose love is for real,

And see us much beyond ourselves.

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Sometimes, we dream of having someone we really like.

But life is not like that.

We don’t get everything we want.

But in the end,

We end up having someone better that we dream.

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They say:

If love becomes painful…

Its time to let go and save yourself.

But, if love is true…

Pain is never a reason to let go.

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You are one of those whom I never asked from God.

But still he gave you to me.

I asked him why and He said…

“Coz I know this person can feel your life,”

“In ways others can’t.”

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A lawyer driving on a hi-way

Notices a crowd in an intersection

With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action

He shouted: “I am the son of the victim!!!”

Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.

There, he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people.

A PIG bumped by a trailer truck.

If there is one lesson we, young adults, ought to learn

It should be Maturity…

Maturity to understand that life is unfair

And, maturity not to make things worse.

Maturity to realize that there are things that we can’t change

And, maturity to accept them gracefully.

Maturity in loving

And, maturity to be never bitter if things don’t work out.

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You won’t fully enjoy a swing,

Unless you raise your feet from the ground.

You won’t fully enjoy a boat ride,

Unless you remove the rope from the riverbank.

Your dog won’t fully enjoy its dog life,

Unless you remove the chain from its neck.

Lesson?

Never limit yourself when it comes to happiness.

Learn to let go and move on.

Remember that being happy is a choice.

Don’t let anything hold you back from being yourself.

If people have to leave us in one way or another.

It would be best if they will do it 100% lie-free

And just slap the truth in our faces.

We all do deserve something better than just

Lame excuses because Lies in all sort

Make us appear stupid!

When you have done something wrong

Admit it and be sorry.

No one has ever been choked to death

From swallowing his pride.

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A good friend will never let there friends do stupid things…

ALONE!

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Waiting for someone may not be a good idea after all…

Stealing them might be a better solution…

One day, a blind boy was sitting and waiting for someone to drop a coin so he can buy food. He had a blackboard beside him written, “I am Blind, please feel pity.” Suddenly, a man approached him and dropped a coin and erased what was written on the board. The boy realized it but ignored it. Later, he heard a lot of coins were being dropped in his can. After an hour, the man came back and asked how he was doing. The boy replied, “My can is full of coins. What did you write on my board?” The man read it and it said, “Today is a beautiful day. Too bad I can’t see it.”