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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Apologize by Timbaland

I’m holding on your rope
Got me ten feet off the ground
And I’m hearing what you say
But I just can’t make you sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down
But wait...
You tell me that you’re sorry
Didn’t think I’d turn around and say..

That it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late

I’d take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
(But it's nothing new)
Yeah yeah

I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turning blue
And you say
Sorry like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I’m afraid

It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late
Woahooo woah

It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah yeah
I said it’s too late to apologize, a yeah

I’m holding on your rope
Got me ten feet off the ground...

One of my favorite songs... Ü

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sincere Apologies

Sincere Apologies To Everyone,

Over the past months I have forwarded funny pictures and jokes to
friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour.

Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite a few
people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow. If you were one
of these people, please accept my humblest apologies.

From now on I will only send emails with a cultural or educational
content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting structures.

Attached, you'll find a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris .

For those of you who are interested,Pont Neuf is the oldest bridge in
Paris and took 26 years to build. Construction began in 1578 and ended
in 1604. 'Le Pont Neuf' is actually made of 2 independent bridges, one
with seven arches and the other with five arches.

Fascinating...

Monday, September 8, 2008

Joke Time (Part 5)

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
***
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
***
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
***
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
***
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
***
TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
***
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
***
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
***
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
***
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
***
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

How The Beijing Olympic Logo Was Created





Best Wishes


Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Joke Time (Part 4)

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

***
TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: 'Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?' <>

***
Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?!

***
Nanay: Ano 'tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?
Anak : Hindi po 'yan zero, 'Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang 'yan, 'Nay, promise!

***
Mga sikat na salawikain:
Better late than pregnant.
Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!
Aanhin pa ang damo...kabayo ba ako?
Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!
Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa.
Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.

***
Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala...
Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section sya!

***
Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ...
BULAG?
Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?
Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!
PILAY?
Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!

***
Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang 'yun galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila.... chura nila! hmpf!

***
Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!


***
BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

***
Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto ang mga BEST partners :
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!

***
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.

***
Quote for the Day...
Ang Buhay ay parang bato... it is HARD !!
***
Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death! Ang lalim! Grabe...! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!
***
Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano problema natin?
Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!

***
Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo...dito lang ako... dito lang talaga ako...tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako..


***
Prospective Employer to Applicant: ' So why did you leave your previous job?'
Applicant: ' The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

***
Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta yung may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Ha, eh di, ..... Baraha.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

A Mouse Fable

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package... "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it. "

The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.But wish you well; be assured you are in my prayers "So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, Remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend.

Friend!!! Thanks for this... I luv yah!!!haha
Please visit this blog also: A Heart Out


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Some Quotes

In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked:
Girl: Ma’am, do 40 years old girls get pregnant?
Teacher: Yes!
Girl: How about 20?
Teacher: Yes dear!
Girl: A 5 years old?
Teacher: No!
(A little boy whispered to the girl)
Boy: See? I told you not to worry.
-----o-----
Be Optimistic…
All the people you hate are going to die eventually…
You just have to wait patiently…
-----o-----
Hurt a true heart as many times as you want.
Still, it won’t stop loving you.
But try to cheat a true heart.
It won’t hurt or hate you back.
It will only not dare to love you again…
-----o-----
Bruno: Ano na sa papel mo pre?
Pedro: Listahan sang mga hadlok sakon ah.
Bruno: Palantaw beh… Oh, ngaa ari di ngalan ko aw?
Pedro: Ngaa aw? Mabato ka sakon?
Bruno: Oo eh!!!
Pedro: Ahh… Ti erison ko nalang eh… Wala problema ah…
-----o-----
By the time you realize…
What your parents said was right…
You already have kids…
Who begins to think that you are wrong…
-----o-----
Time is the most playful element because…
It lengthens the minutes when you are waiting.
And rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.
-----o-----
Lalaki: Kuhaon ko ang bituon kag ihatag sa imo.
Babae: Hipos ka da gani ah. Hindi mo gani makuha pung-it mo, bituon pa!
Lalaki: Ay sorry gid. Wala ko kabalo na pung-it gle gusto mo.
-----o-----
Define AGONY:
It’s like a one armed man…
Hanging at the edge of a cliff…
By his only arm with his balls…
Devastatingly ITCHY…
Define DOOM:
He scratched it…
-----o-----
The biggest blessing in our lives,
Is simply the presence of
People who care so much,
Whose love is for real,
And see us much beyond ourselves.
-----o-----
Sometimes, we dream of having someone we really like.
But life is not like that.
We don’t get everything we want.
But in the end,
We end up having someone better that we dream.
-----o-----
They say:
If love becomes painful…
Its time to let go and save yourself.
But, if love is true…
Pain is never a reason to let go.
-----o-----
You are one of those whom I never asked from God.
But still he gave you to me.
I asked him why and He said…
“Coz I know this person can feel your life,”
“In ways others can’t.”
-----o-----
Junior: Tay, nasugatan po ako.
Tatay: Talagang matapang anak ko.Hindi marunong umiyak!
Junior: Syempre nmn po itay!
Sabi nga po ni Fergie…
“Big girls don’t cry… Lalalala”
-----o-----
Sa isang tindahan:
Bata: May load kayo ate?
Tindera: Meron!
Bata: Patext nmn…
-----o-----
A lawyer driving on a hi-way
Notices a crowd in an intersection
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action
He shouted: “I am the son of the victim!!!”
Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.
There, he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people.
A PIG bumped by a trailer truck.
-----o-----
When I was in Grade 1,
My teacher told me to write down
What I wanted to be when I grow up.
I wrote down, “Happy”.
She told me that I did not understand the assignment.
I answered, “You did not understand life!”
Nosebleed yung teacher ko …Grade 1 palang ako noon…
-----o-----
If there is one lesson we, young adults, ought to learn
It should be Maturity…
Maturity to understand that life is unfair
And, maturity not to make things worse.
Maturity to realize that there are things that we can’t change
And, maturity to accept them gracefully.
Maturity in loving
And, maturity to be never bitter if things don’t work out.
-----o-----
Teacher: Pedro! 1+3?
Pedro: 4, Ma’am.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw Juan, 3+1?
Juan: Mau na!!! kung suli na gani, ako dayun tuksuon.
Pabor-pabor ba!!! Abseni nalang ko da ah!
-----o-----
Minsan, nagtatalo ang mga saging kung sino yung pinakamasarap.
Sabi ni Latundan: “Small but sweet ako!”
Sabi naman ni Lakatan: “Big and sweeter ako no!”
Nalungkot si Saba kasi hindi sya sweet, kailangan pa niya mailuto at iba pa.
Kaya nag walk out sya at nakasalubong nya si brown sugar.
Ikinuwento nya ang nangyari.
Tumawa si brown sugar at sinabi kay Saba:
“It doesn’t matter how sweet you are”
“What matters most is how you make other special because of you”
“And you made me special”…
The Legend of Banana Q… Very inspiring no?
-----o-----
Kung pinagsasalitaan ka ng masakit ng friend mo.
Huwag kang magalit.
Sabi nga ni Donkey kay Shrek:
“Only true friends will be Cruelly Honest with you”
-----o-----
You won’t fully enjoy a swing,
Unless you raise your feet from the ground.
You won’t fully enjoy a boat ride,
Unless you remove the rope from the riverbank.
Your dog won’t fully enjoy its dog life,
Unless you remove the chain from its neck.
Lesson?
Never limit yourself when it comes to happiness.
Learn to let go and move on.
Remember that being happy is a choice.
Don’t let anything hold you back from being yourself.
-----o-----
Pulube sa Bakery:
Pulube: Pwede maka henge ng cake?
Tindera: Ambisyuso! Eto pandesal!!!
Pulube: Heller!!! Birthday ko kaya!
-----o-----
If people have to leave us in one way or another.
It would be best if they will do it 100% lie-free
And just slap the truth in our faces.
We all do deserve something better than just
Lame excuses because Lies in all sort
Make us appear stupid!
-----o-----
When you have done something wrong
Admit it and be sorry.
No one has ever been choked to death
From swallowing his pride.
-----o-----
Anak: Ma, may white hair ka na pala?
Mama: Oo anak and you are the reason.
Every stupidity ng anak puputi ang every hair ng Ina.
Anak: Ahhhh…Kaya pala si lola, puti na lahat buhok nya…
-----o-----
A good friend will never let there friends do stupid things…
ALONE!
-----o-----
Waiting for someone may not be a good idea after all…
Stealing them might be a better solution…
-----o-----
One day, a blind boy was sitting and waiting for someone to drop a coin so he can buy food. He had a blackboard beside him written, “I am Blind, please feel pity.” Suddenly, a man approached him and dropped a coin and erased what was written on the board. The boy realized it but ignored it. Later, he heard a lot of coins were being dropped in his can. After an hour, the man came back and asked how he was doing. The boy replied, “My can is full of coins. What did you write on my board?” The man read it and it said, “Today is a beautiful day. Too bad I can’t see it.”
-----o-----
Kinuha ng Kanong Pari si Erap as an Interpreter.
Pari: The Lord was crucified between two robbers.
Erap: Si Hesus ipinako sa gitna ng dalawang goma.
Pari: We need to sacrifice.
Erap: Kailangan natin ng dalawang sakong bigas.
Pari: If we do not repent.
Erap: Kapag hindi natin pipinturahan uli.
Pari: The wrath of God will come upon you.
Erap: Ang daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.
(Nagtawanan)
Pari: Well…well…
Erap: Balon… balon…

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Eight Lies Of A Mother

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say 'Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry.'
That was Mother's First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; my heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, 'Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish.'
That was Mother's Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, 'Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning.' Mother smiled and said 'Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired.'
That was Mother's Third Lie.

When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration; I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said 'Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!
That was Mother's Fourth Lie.

After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying 'I don't need love.'
That was Mother's Fifth Lie.

After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, 'I have enough money.'
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me 'I'm not used to high living.'
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.

In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, 'Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain.'
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.

Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. Yes, mother was an angel!
M - O - T - H - E - R
'M' is for the Million things she gave me,
'O' means only that she's growing old,
'T' is for the Tears she shed to save me,
'H' is for her Heart of gold,
'E' is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
'R' means Right, and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell 'MOTHER' a word that means the world to me. For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom's presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so blessed, this is even more beautiful.

Awww... Cool story... Happy Mother's Day to all mom out there... Ey guys, if you want to share some stories... Feel free to express yourself... God Bless Yah All

How To Forward E-mail Appropriately

Ey guys... I received this one from a friend of mine... I find the information very useful, so I would like to share this to all of you...

Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT.
Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it?

Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses & names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit.

That's right, all of that inconvenience over a nickel!

How do you stop it? Well, there are several easy steps:

(1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message (at the top). That's right, DELETE them. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes a second You MUST click the "Forward" button first and then you will have full editing capabilities against the body and headers of the message. If you don't click on "Forward" first, you won't be able to edit the message at all.

(2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, do NOT use the To: or Cc: fields for adding e-mail addresses. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) field for listing the e-mail addresses. This is the way the people you send to will only see their own e-mail address. If you don't see your BCC: option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that's it, it's that easy. When you send to BCC: your message will automatically say "Undisclosed Recipients" in the "TO:" field of the people who receive it.

(3) Remove any "FW :" in the subject line. You can re-name the subject if you wish or even fix spelling.

(4) ALWAYS hit your Forward button from the actual e-mail you are reading. Ever get those e-mails that you have to open 10 pages to read the one page with the information on it? By Forwarding from the actual page you wish someone to view, you stop them from having to open many e-mails just to see what you sent.

(5) Have you ever gotten an email that is a petition? It states a position and asks you to add your name and address and to forward it to 10 or 15 people or your entire address book. The email can be forwarded on and on and can collect thousands of names and email addresses. A FACT: The completed petition is actually worth a couple of bucks to a professional spammer because of the wealth of valid names and email addresses contained therein. If you want to support the petition, send it as your own personal letter to the intended recipient. Your position may carry more weight as a personal letter than a laundry list of names and email address on a petition. (Actually, if you think about it, who's supposed to send the petition in to whatever cause it supports? And don 't believe the ones that say that the email is being traced, it just aint so!)

(6) One of the main ones I hate is the ones that say that something like, "Send this email to 10 people and you'll see something great run across your screen." Or, sometimes they'll just tease you by saying something really cute will happen IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! (Trust me, I'm still seeing some of the same ones that I waited on 10 years ago!) I don't let the bad luck ones scare me either, they get trashed. (Could be why I haven't won the lottery??)

(7) Before you forward an Amber Alert, or a Virus Alert, or some of the other ones floating around nowadays, check them out before you forward them. Most of them are junk mail that's been circling the net for YEARS! Just about everything you receive in an email that is in question can be checked out at Snopes. Just go to http://www.snopes. com/

It's really easy to find out if it's real or not. If it's NOT, PLEASE DON'T PASS IT ON.

So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Let Kids Be Heard

Thanks to my friend Kristi for sending this pictures to my email... I hope she will not get mad at me for posting this in my blog...haha :P Anyway guys, visit her blog too: A Heart Out Thanks a lot! God Bless You All...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Love FlowChart

This is for everyone... Let's try this one... Start from the upper-left corner... Be Honest and No Cheating Plssss... Haha

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sulat ni Nanay at Tatay

Sa aking Anak,

Sa aking pagtanda, unawain mo sana ako at pagpasensiyahan.

Kapag dala ng kalabuan ng mata ay nakabasag ako ng pinggan o nakatapon ng sabaw sa hapag kainan, huwag mo sana akong kagagalitan. Maramdamin ang isang matanda. Nagse-self-pity ako sa tuwing sinisigawan mo ako.

Kapag mahina na ang tenga ko at hindi ko maintindihan ang sinasabi mo, huwag mo naman sana akong sabihan ng "binge!" paki-ulit nalang ang sinabi mo o pakisulat nalang. Pasensya ka na, anak. Matanda na talaga ako.

Kapag mahina na ang tuhod ko, pagtiyagaan mo sana akong tulungang tumayo, katulad ng pag-aalalay ko sa iyo noong nag-aaral ka pa lamang lumakad.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana ako kung ako man ay nagiging makulit at paulit-ulit na parang sirang plaka. Basta pakinggan mo nalang ako. Huwag mo sana akong pagtatawanan o pagsasawaang pakinggan.

Natatandaan mo anak noong bata ka pa? kapag gusto mo ng lobo, paulit-ulit mo 'yong sasabihin, maghapon kang mangungulit hangga't hindi mo nakukuha ang gusto mo. Pinagtyagaan ko ang kakulitan mo.

Pagpasensyahan mo na rin sana ang aking amoy. Amoy matanda, amoy lupa. Huwag mo sana akong piliting maligo. Mahina na ang katawan ko. Madaling magkasakit kapag nalamigan, huwag mo sana akong pandirihan.

Natatandaan mo noong bata ka pa? pinatyagaan kitang habulin sa ilalim ng kama kapag ayaw mong maligo.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana kung madalas, ako'y masungit, dala na marahil ito ng katandaan. Pagtanda mo, maiintindihan mo rin.

Kapag may konti kang panahon, magkwentuhan naman tayo, kahit sandali lang. Inip na ako sa bahay, maghapong nag-iisa. Walang kausap.

Alam kong busy ka sa trabaho,subalit nais kong malaman mo na sabik na sabik na akong makakwentuhan ka, kahit alam kong hindi ka interesado sa mga kwento ko.

Natatandaan mo anak, noong bata ka pa? Pinagtyagaan kong pakinggan at intindihin ang pautal-utal mong kwento tungkol sa iyong teddy bear.

At kapag dumating ang sandali na ako'y magkakasakit at maratay sa banig ng karamdaman, huwag mo sana akong pagsawaang alagaan.

Pagpasensyahan mo na sana kung ako man ay maihi o madumi sa higaan, pagtyagaan mo sana akong alagaan sa mga huling sandali ng aking buhay. Tutal hindi na naman ako magtatagal.

Kapag dumating ang sandali ng aking pagpanaw, hawakan mo sana ang aking kamay at bigyan mo ako ng lakas ng loob na harapin ang kamatayan.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Hug Certificate For You

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.

This is a Hug Certificate For You!!!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Secret

One day, one friend asked another, 'How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down.'
With her eyes smiling, she said, 'I know the Secret!'
'What secret is that?', To which she replied,
'I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others.'

'The Secret is this:
I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply according to HIS riches. I have learned most of the time. I don't need half of what I think I do. He has never let me down. Since I learned that 'Secret', I am happy.'

The questioner's first thought was,
'That's too simple!'
But upon reflecting over her own life, she recalled how she thought a bigger house would make her happy, but it didn't!
She thought a better paying job would make her happy, but it hadn't.
When did she realize her greatest happiness?
Sitting on the floor with her grandchildren, playing games, eating pizza or reading a story, a simple gift from God.

Now you know it too! We can't depend on people to make us happy. Only GOD in His infinite wisdom can do that.
Trust HIM!
And now I pass the Secret on to you! So once you get it, what will you do?

YOU have to tell someone the Secret, too! That GOD in His wisdom will take care of YOU! But it's not really a secret...
We just have to believe it and do it. Really trust God!

God Bless You All!!!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Cup of Coffee


A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began...

Wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it in the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes!".

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your LIFE.

The golf balls are the important things - God, family, your health, your friends and your favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full...

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your new laptop, car etc..

The sand is everything else - the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have a room for the things that are important to you."

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Visit the church to pray.. Take time to get medical check- ups. Take your partner out to dinner.

Make someone close to you happy.. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a FRIEND..."

God Bless You All...

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Joke Time (Part 3)

Mom: Baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: Sure mom...
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: Thank you po!!!
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Pare1: Pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: Swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: Pare ako nanalo!
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Patient: Doc takot po ako sa bunot...
Dentist: Eto gamot pampatapang ng loob.
Patient: (Ininom ang gamot)...
Dentist: Ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: Oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
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Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...
WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Screamed the driver...
Passenger: Bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: Sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng Funenaria...
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In a pet shop... Customer talking to a parrot...
Customer: Hoy! Can you talk ha?! Bobo!!!
Parrot: Yes I can!!! Ikaw?! Can you fly ha? GAGO!!!
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Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A...
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!!!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!!!
Pare: O sige siret na!
Bobo: ANEST... wehehe!!!
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Girl: Doc, pa check-up po.
Doc: Sige hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka.
Girl: Hindi po ako, itong lola ko po.
Doc: Sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim...
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Farmer: Lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na... Ano ang balak mo itanim sa sakahan mo anak?
Anak: Flowers papa!!! Madaming madaming flowers! Pretty di ba?!

Go To:
Part 2
Part 1

Monday, February 11, 2008

Dancing With God

I received this one through email... Read on... Just an inspiring story...

When I meditated on the word Guidance, I kept seeing "dance" at the end of the word and I remember reading that doing God's will is a lot like dancing.

When two people try to lead, nothing feels right. The movement doesn't flow with the music, and everything is quite uncomfortable and jerky. When one person realizes that, and lets the other lead, both bodies begin to flow with the music. One gives gentle cues, perhaps with a nudge to the back or by pressing Lightly in one direction or another. It's as if two become one body, moving beautifully. The dance takes surrender, willingness, and attentiveness from one person and gentle guidance and skill from the other.

My eyes drew back to the word Guidance. When I saw "G": I thought of God, followed by "u" and "i".

"God, "u" and "i" dance." God, you, and I dance.

As I lowered my head, I became willing to trust that I would get guidance about my life and once again, I became willing to let God lead.

My prayer for you today is that God's blessings and mercies are upon you on this day and everyday.

May you abide in God, as God abides in you. Dance together with God, trusting God to lead and to guide you through each season of your life. This prayer is powerful and there is nothing attached. If God has done anything for you in your life, please share this message with someone else.

There is no cost but a lot of rewards; so let's continue to pray for one another.

And I Hope You Dance !

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

God Still Answers Prayers

This will give you the chills........

GOOD chills.

A young man had been to Wednesday Night Bible Study.

The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice
The young man couldn't help but wonder, 'Does God still speak to people?'

After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, 'God...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.'

As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk.

He shook his head and said out loud, 'God is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home.

But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk.

The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli.

'Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.

As he passed Seventh Street, he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.' This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection.

Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street.
At the next intersection, he turned back and headed down Seventh.
Half jokingly, he said out loud,
'Okay, God, I will.'

He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi- commercial area of town. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either.

The businesses were closed and most of the houses lo oked dark like the people were already in bed.

Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street.'

The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat.

'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk.

Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay God, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something, but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here.'

He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man's voice yelled out, 'Who is it? What do you want?' Then the door opened before the young man could get away.

The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt. He looked like he just got out of bed. He had a strange look on his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. 'What is it?'

The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, 'Here, I brought this to you.' The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway. Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man had tears streaming down his face.

The man began speaking and half crying, 'We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.'

His wife in the kitchen yelled out, 'I ask him to send an Angel with some. Are you an Angel?'

The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man's hand. He turned and walked back toward his car and the tears were streaming down his face.

He knew that God still answers prayers.